No Heart Break for Vern

I received an email from Vern today.

He told me that my Psychic Reading Under the Influence was wrong.

March came and went, and he hasn't met anyone he's remotely interested in, let alone in love with. He has, however, had fun with a few boys. And, knowing Vern, broken a few more hearts.

Heartbreak from him? Business as usual.

Heartbreak for him? Nope, not yet.

I shrug it off. I was drunk. Maybe I was psychic or not. Maybe the reading changed his destiny, he does have free will, after all.